Non-Jews are for practice
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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