Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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