So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
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