this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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