Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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