Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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