My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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