Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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