windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Randomize
