I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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