I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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