chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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