Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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