roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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