She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
Randomize
