What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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