Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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