Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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