I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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