belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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