I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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