I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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