Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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