As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i believe in u and ur pee
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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