There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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