I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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