why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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