I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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