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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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