O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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