I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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