What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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