farters have to be the big spoon...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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