So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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