@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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