what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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