where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
