I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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