whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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