Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
4 words: hood of his car
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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