she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
