it was like his penis was on wheels.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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