Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
True strength comes from lack of pants
Ladies don't puke and tell
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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