just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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