Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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