There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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