Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Yo dont text me then not text me
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
You've changed since you got that strap on
Randomize
