It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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