This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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