please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize