If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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