What did we do last night that was yellow?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
