No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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