it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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