69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Bring me that man meat
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
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