I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Randomize
